Mad Diaper

A diaper changing experience in which the diaper-wearer is irate, squirmy, difficult, necessitating a full hold-down, sometimes by two or more people. Fun for all ages!

You just want to lay in bed while I have to change this Mad Diaper! The hell's wrong with you...

by calicolorado July 3, 2012

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

by tory borty September 23, 2013

juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.

I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.

by vamptink October 3, 2013

try diaper

Needed in online gaming. Players put them on getting ready to use teamwork, tactics, and well-placed shots. The other team recognizes this and proceeds to dominate the tryhards, thus making the effort look like childsplay.

Let's all put on our try diapers this round and stop playing like shit.

by lekhusta December 4, 2013

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.

His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.

by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016