a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.
by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005
Get the dildomuffin mug.When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.
Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!
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Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
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Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008
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by A.H. November 5, 2005
Get the Dildoating mug.The dildo my girlfriend uses wen she cums on my face i like 2 lick it and suck the dildo it has my name on it
by me April 25, 2005
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by PoonDee and PoonJew January 16, 2010
Get the Dildo-culous mug.A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.
Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010
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