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When someone pays laundered money to Russian hookers to pee on them.
Did you hear about Trump? Yeah, he dietishons!
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Dieter

Dieter. Its been a year.
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Dietaxonym

A word that if arranged in alphabetical order has no missing and no extra letters.

Comes from Greek words diétaxe, meaning ordered, and ónoma, meaning name.
Friend 1: Did you know "cab" is a dietaxonym, if arranged in alpabetixal order it is "abc".

Friend 2: That's nothing, "no" is already arranged.
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Dietbreaker

Dietbreaker will do anything to be stepped on by Nino
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Diethel

A great friend who will always be there for you through your ups and Downs, a friend that will treat you as his family if your true to him. . A DIETHEL will always be by your side, he's caring, loving and kind.. and can also be stubborn for good reasons.He is crazy, he'll make you laugh and laugh, and make your day complete.

Darker side:You'll see hell if you do things he don't like.He'll hate you,treat you like you don't exist, he will make you feel he doesn't care at all but deep inside, he is. And you, on the other side, will just see yourself running back unto him again.
Ehsa's still into Diethel.
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Diethel

A great friend who will always be there for you through your ups and Downs, a friend that will treat you as his family if your true to him. . A DIETHEL will always be by your side, he's caring, loving and kind.. and can also be stubborn for good reasons.He is crazy, he'll make you laugh and laugh, and make your day complete.

Darker side:You'll see hell if you do things he don't like.He'll hate you,treat you like you don't exist, he will make you feel he doesn't care at all but deep inside, he is. And you, on the other side, will just see yourself running back unto him again.
The one who wrote this is still into Diethel.

Diethel treats you the way you treat him.
by EhSA_bo$$ August 16, 2021
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Dietary Cult

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated

Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"

Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."

John: "You're an Apostate."

Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."

Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."

Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."

Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."

Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."

Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues

Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.

Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."

Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."

Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)

Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)

Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
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