cranking duel 

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

cranking duel by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

crankamuffin 

A loving term for being cranky and mildly whiny. Less intense than a crankzilla when you want to be loud and complain non-stop and possibly swear a lot.

I woke up this morning feeling like a serious crankamuffin.

crankamuffin by dup4 November 11, 2013

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

cranky napper by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

Cranking 

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.

Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.

Cranking by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015

crankafied 

When a person gets worked up when things don't go they way they should.

When we got to the resturant and we had to wait an hour to be seated ug got crankafied.

crankafied by outerseaglass July 1, 2016

cranking back 

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

cranking back by nobody else here May 28, 2017

cranked out

When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.

Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.

cranked out by j-dizzle87 June 3, 2017