2 definitions by CortaEsaCiudad

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.
James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.
by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015
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To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.
Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.
by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015
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