Clongowes Wood college 

Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney

Clongowes Wood College

Clongowes Wood college by mymanofmanyworlds May 31, 2010

St. Benildus College 

The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.

Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.

Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.

Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.

Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.

St. Benildus College by BenildusStudent March 4, 2011

Clark College 

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

Clark College by Live.Love.Learn August 2, 2009

Raffles Junior College

A ~premier~ institution for higher learning. Student population is 90% incestuous with RI/RGS kids with 10% from other schools. Students party every night and have hangovers the next morning, smoke in isolated stairwells and makeout in handicap toilets. Nobody hands in homework unless they're from China but everyone takes 73094750 tuition classes.

Retainees are cool, Triad is the school band, and everyone is addicted to ice lemon tea. All science students take H3 (advanced subject). Arts students try to overcome their marginalization by having rave parties in school with alcohol and getting hickies before being reprimanded the next day.

But everyone leave with crazy!good results anyway.

1:RAFFLES JUNIOR COLLEGE'S FIERCE! The students party all day/night and they still get good results!
2: inoerite! :(
RJC Students: Don't hate us cuz you ain't us. :)r

Raffles Junior College by rafflesians July 27, 2008

Community College 

A transitional phase between the acquisition of a high school diploma (during which considerable luck was involved) and either homelessness or lower-middle class obscurity.

I got an associate's degree (abbreviated "FD" for its more common term, fake degree) from my community college because someone told me the reason I wasn't learning anything in school was ADD, instead of actually making me confront the fact that my head is full of mashed potatoes and that I would be a ditch digger for the rest of my life unless I chose to, God forbid, apply myself to my education.

Community College by The Educated February 21, 2009

Lafayette College

Stellar Liberal Arts school in eastern PA primarily attended by rich white kids from PA, NJ and New England. Most of the kids here are pretty damn smart and work hard. The students usually try to throw sick parties, but are their frat-tastic parties are usually thwarted by the Draconian administration's nazi-like alcohol regulations. The guys tend to be pretty chill despite their preppy appearance while the girls tend to be snobby and not give anyone the time of day.

Rich: Yo man, I got into Lafayette College today. I'm so stoked because now I don't have to go to Lehigh and drown my sorrows every day for the next 4 years.

Brian: That's good dude. Make sure to bring your daddy's BMW if you ever want to get laid though.

Lafayette College by Frat-tastic 58 August 12, 2009

Kalamazoo College 

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.

No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!

Kalamazoo College by Dombos July 30, 2008