Chode

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

by Wazakra February 18, 2011

chodechonger

to suck cock

Big ron is a chodechonger, he could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

by Dj tron July 17, 2003

chodehuffer

One who huffs chodes

jaay is king chodehuffer

by ded August 31, 2003

chodely

1. An adjective or adverb describing something as being gay or worthless.

2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.

That movie was 100% chodely.


Why would Victor do something so chodely?

by Paul October 3, 2004

chode stick

1. a stupid, dumb, or dim witted person.

2. a person who is extremely full of themselves.

Mr.Sharp is such a chode stick.

by shyann insanity October 9, 2006

chode in the hole

chode in the hole is where a mans chode is placed into a cunt usually this is a guntthe bi-products are usually chode cheese and gunt butter.

timmy wanted to partake in chode in the hole so stuck it into the nearest gunt he could find.

by leigh citroen-symes November 26, 2007

chode slayer

Def 1)One who slays chodes.
Def 2)A insult to someone who is dumb or is losing in a video game to you or someone else.

Ex 1)Chode Slayer:Muahaahha! your chode has be slayed!
Jance: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM A WAIST OF SEMEN!!!

Ex 2)You Chode slayer, i just fuckin Pwned your noob ass in some CTF on Halo.

or
Dillon:Bofto, what the fuck are you doing you chode slayer, get the fuck out of their yard!

by Billy bob asswipe March 12, 2008