madself checked

To let others know that thier 'madselves' have been checked or to confirm that your madself has been checked.

This is to confirm an arrival or/and confirm that everythings ok with them,

Paul: Yo, you checked it?
Corby: Madself checked

Chris: What about you lot your madselves checked or what?
Sean: Madselfs always checked pal

Check Your Madself!!!!

by checkya September 16, 2010

pab check

An attempt to look at your surroundings when with somebody you feel is below your level of social status.

Nick, stop pab checking every time we go to the gym.

by chronictripz January 24, 2011

pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom

that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!

by ronplaisance November 30, 2011

tat check

The act of intentionally "accidently" displaying your tattoo when in the compay of another tattooed person.

When the hot tattooed girl walks into the room, you conviently scratch your bicep or stretch to tat check with your shitty tribal arm band or nautical stars.

by Mrs. Feinstein June 18, 2011

Porch Check

Any type of money earned from the front porch.

unemploymentsocial securityalimonychild support annuitygovernment checkporch check

by Cecil Dylan July 12, 2011

Silverware Check

Used amongst employees of the service (bartender, waiter, busser, etc) field. Meant to bring attention to a certain customer present at a table, booth, counter, or elsewhere within the property for a visually obvious reason without arising suspicion amongst the patrons.

Busser: Silverware check table 85.
Waiter: Holy shit, you can see her tits from here!

Busser: Silverware check the bar top, pretty sure the female at the end isn't old enough to order juice, let alone a drink.

by NiggaHatingDolphin August 12, 2011

denture check

The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.

"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."

by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013