pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.

Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.

by Cutty83 January 28, 2012

Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

by DonSlappy November 2, 2011

snut butler

A servant who carries around a snut basket and serves those around a fire pit with the necessities for preparing snuts.

Come hither my dear snut butler!

by KingDaveForever May 26, 2013

Slutter Butter

Ass cleavage hanging out the bottom of a girl's shorts.

"Check out that Slutter Butter, man!"

by Sly Foxx June 23, 2013

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

by Richard Cox Head April 19, 2014

Pillow butter

What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.

I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.

by alcoholiclatte November 13, 2014