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burger king

A place where stupid people go to eat disgustingly unhealthy food, served to them by staff who are mostly just as disgustly unhealthy and stupid themselves.
(tip, if you want to know what eating fast food does to you, take a look at the overweight, greasy faced, mank haired guy/girl who serves you your food)
Q "where shall we go to eat tonight, honey?"
A "anywhere but burger king"
by Super Matt 57 January 5, 2005
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Burger Kinging

Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.
Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!

Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?

Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
by 13th June 5, 2011
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Slut Burger

Adjective &/or Noun
Adj - an insult for a person who is beyond the slut limit usually the Levittown bang crew are called slut burgers for there hideous appearence & sluttiness . In order to be a slut burger or a "huge slut burger" you must at least have had sex at 12 & must have gotten more then 6 abortions.
Noun - the person who is said burger being slutty & ugly$
DAMN look at the bang crew! Victawia Baccarella is the biggest of all the slut burgers!
by slut burger July 28, 2010
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Burger-Nips

Over-sized nipples, which are seen as unattractive by the wider western population, however may be seen as attractive in societies where incestism is accepted e.g. (Lower) Dukinfield. Girls with burger-nips should not ever remove their clothing and if they do, it is legal to shoot them on site - to protect the nations children.
"Woah, hasn't Kayleigh got big burger-nips!"
"Woah, hasn't Aimee got big burger-nips!"
"Shit, shoot it - look at those burger-nips!"
by grapeeefruiteee August 12, 2014
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burger king

a place where McDonald haters eat saying McDonalds is unhealthy, when Burger King is actually worse.
Everyone says McDonalds is bad so I'll eat at Burger King and assume it's better.
by Rokuro October 12, 2009
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Fur Burger

Jamie: Your bitch is sexy fam! Did you hit that yet?

Rick: Yeah man.

Jamie: I bet you bowcat her.

Rick: Nah, thats you! I don't munch on the fur burger!
by Broadsword April 23, 2009
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Ghetto Burger

a disorderly, unkempt vagina. often belong to one who is overweight or obese.
she had big boobs, jelly rolls, and a sloppy ghetto burger.
by kidicarus101 May 12, 2011
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