A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"
by The almighty definer March 27, 2015
A great guy but has an evil habit to write his name on every maths book in school. You should be very disappointed in him.
by Brandon Francis June 24, 2022
Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .
by PenisDiderot January 06, 2021
He is Brandon English
by Yo133 April 07, 2019
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