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Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 30, 2017
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squash banana

Crazy Monkey: Asante Sana, SQUASH BANANA
by Kookie Katie April 19, 2018
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Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 6, 2017
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Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.
Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.
by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018
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stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
"It's just a really stiff banana!"
by StiffBanana January 25, 2018
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Nana Banana

When a person annoys you and you want to annoy him too so you say "Nana Banana". It's like saying "I'm not listening" or "You can't catch me". It is oftenly said in a game of Catch/Hide and seek
Someone: you got a ticket to the movies? This movie sucks!
Me: jealous much? Nana Banana
by U I May 10, 2019
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Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram
“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”
by Moist Banana1234 June 25, 2019
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