Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

on the batter

Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.

"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"

by TubberBoy October 24, 2014

Death Battle Unrestricted

A toxic,cancerous,immature facebook community known for having trolls,pedophiles,racists,homophobic and hypocritical people who post about people constantly when they don't agree with them, known for having shit level debaters and arguments, its home to the most ignorant group of people and for good reason! They stalk and harass people not just from DBU but from multiple ones just because you don't believe in what they believe and will stalk your family because they are all otaku/weeaboos who will send death threats to the people they don't like and then tell people that they do this and that with false claims and make bullshit up to make themselves look good, they also are known for uploading loli content (child porn) and then insult someone because they sensitive and they also tag people because they can't defend themselves without their boyfriends/goons being around, plus they are delusional and openly retarded asf who thinks about 2D girls and wanting to fuck robots and furries.

Person 1: Hey, Did you hear about Death Battle Unrestricted? They still harassing a single guy over an anime character!

Person 2: Seriously? didn't know DBU was that bad with this harassment and stalking man they delusional asf.

by Jehovah Yahweh July 5, 2018

Nerd Battle

Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.

Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.

Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.

Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.

Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...

*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation

by Semi-nerd January 12, 2011

batting for the other team

to be gay or to become gay.

"it looks like burnt face man is batting for the other team now"

by a big bunghole May 20, 2009

the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.

An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

by ashteroid April 18, 2007

rick battam

(just to clarify rick battam is not a real person, so please dont reject this submission)

rick battam is the crowned king of the rock bottom lifestyle. he's a social disaster, and a financial joke. romantically, he's a full tilt dumpster diver. he has trouble maintaining a job or a socially acceptable level of hygene. rick battam loves the booze, and is no stranger to space junk. many of us have been rick battam at one point in our lives, and we've all seen him (at bus stations, bowling alley's, arby's etc.) rick battam can be used as an adjective or proper noun.

... i woke up in a pile of vomit with no idea where i was, or where all my money had gone; i was completely rick battam

sleeping with maya was a rick battam descision

by geofftaylor August 11, 2006