(just to clarify rick battam is not a real person, so please dont reject this submission)
rick battam is the crowned king of the rock bottom lifestyle. he's a social disaster, and a financial joke. romantically, he's a full tilt dumpster diver. he has trouble maintaining a job or a socially acceptable level of hygene. rick battam loves the booze, and is no stranger to space junk. many of us have been rick battam at one point in our lives, and we've all seen him (at bus stations, bowling alley's, arby's etc.) rick battam can be used as an adjective or proper noun.
rick battam is the crowned king of the rock bottom lifestyle. he's a social disaster, and a financial joke. romantically, he's a full tilt dumpster diver. he has trouble maintaining a job or a socially acceptable level of hygene. rick battam loves the booze, and is no stranger to space junk. many of us have been rick battam at one point in our lives, and we've all seen him (at bus stations, bowling alley's, arby's etc.) rick battam can be used as an adjective or proper noun.
... i woke up in a pile of vomit with no idea where i was, or where all my money had gone; i was completely rick battam
sleeping with maya was a rick battam descision
by geofftaylor August 11, 2006
waking up with the knowledge that your alcoholism has fucked you over once again. often you have no idea why you have a shameover. you just feel regret, shame, self loathing and all the usual shit that comes with a severe hangover. these type of shameovers lead to a series of nerve racking phone calls to discover just how rick battam your performance was the night before. shameovers typically result from: lipping off/ threatening/ fighting innocent people, sleeping with swamp donkeys, male crying, heart to hearts, or injuring yourself while loser drunk. unlike hangovers... shameovers can last days, months and in some cases even years. in certain cases space junk has also been known to lead to shameovers.
...my knuckles were bloody, my knees were skinned, next to me lay a gruesome swamp donkey.... the shameover slowly began to set in.
by geofftaylor August 11, 2006
space studs are defined by showing a lack of effort, but having high success rates in life . they are known for a heroic intake of alcohol, and a seemingly innate ability to lay pipe while loser drunk. space studding is the verb form. it applies to sex and finance.
Q: "why the fuck would they hire you? you sit around in your underwear smoking weed all day playing nhl 2k4"
A: "don't know what to tell you buddy... i'm a total fucking space stud"
"i may have blacked out and puked by 9pm, but i was space studding.... so somehow i woke up with a girl next to me "
A: "don't know what to tell you buddy... i'm a total fucking space stud"
"i may have blacked out and puked by 9pm, but i was space studding.... so somehow i woke up with a girl next to me "
by geofftaylor August 11, 2006