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alpha nan

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.
Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.
by Nan hunter October 14, 2020
mugGet the alpha nanmug.

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
He is a total Alpha Muffin.
by Justall50 March 31, 2024
mugGet the Alpha Muffinmug.

Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
mugGet the Alpha Schlimblomug.

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by Silly Billy Little Gworl December 20, 2023
mugGet the alphamug.

Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler

Felicia was not impressed by Lukas calling himself an Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler.
by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024
mugGet the Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzlermug.

Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)
Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
mugGet the Alpha Malemug.

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