Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.

I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.

by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022

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You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance

“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”

by Frederika May 10, 2022

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The act of defecating on another person's property, normally during the act of domestic violence.

"I just Ambered his bed, that'll teach him for not letting my hit him more"

"My ex left me an Amber after she was arrested"

by anonymous May 12, 2022

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She is amazing she helps you as much as she can if you get mad at her or yell at her it’s the worst feeling you ever had. An Amber is kind, perfect but doesn’t know, nice, smart. She is very helpful in her on way. She cheers up her friends when their down if you crying she will start crying all her are a family figure to her. She can have a angry/mad side if you trigger it so don’t be angry if she is mad at you

Amber is kind and smart

by Aamber January 5, 2022

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