Red X’er

A person who is given a simple task at his/her job. The most difficult part of the job is comparable to drawing a red X on a sheet of paper using a crayon. A person whose job could easily be given to either a chimpanzee or a preschooler.

“Can you give this work to Mike and make sure he has it done by Friday”

“Mike? He is a total Red X’er, you would be better off giving the work to my pet ferret”

by LOMY November 4, 2008

Red-Righter

People who turn right and then make a U turn and turn right again to continue back on the road they were avoiding the long queue at the Red Light.

Damn, I hate this intersection, If I wasn't a red-righter today, I would have been waiting for the signal for ages.

by MoonBright October 19, 2009

Red Scarf'd

1. When a clan of brothers fucks a country left and right.

2. Failing to complete a task.

3. Utter disappointment.

4. Overly drunk.

5. Intense sexual intercourse

Oh, Susan, I am about to get Red Scarf'd by my dad.

John, I had 6 shots of Tequila. I think I'm Red Scarf'd.

Wanna get Red Scarf'd tonight?

I think my assignment is Red Scarf'd.

by Oshzod90 April 19, 2022

Red Christmas

What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period

Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?

Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.

by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019

Red Ricer

A Big Fat Guy Named Justin "Bieber" That Drives A Red Honda Si That Has A Over Sized Wing on And pinstripes That He Took Off And That's How Red Ricer Came To be.

Look At That Red Ricer He Lost 40 HP Just By Sitting in it.

by Unknown Ricer May 23, 2019

crumb red

A small red penis.

MY new girlfriend laughed when she saw my crumb red for the first time

by apala25 December 16, 2008

Razzle Red

The shade of red your tongue turns when you eat red razzles.

Girl one: Have you seen 13 going on 30?!
Girl 2: OF COURSE!! In one scene, her tongue turns Razzle Red!

by SaMmY!!<3 January 29, 2009