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ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside
i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!
by erohw June 10, 2020
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ball boogers

When your cum gets stuck to your ball hair and makes little hardened cum balls
After I fucker her I had so many ball boogers
by Gameatron2020 January 7, 2017
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Oliver's Balls and Penis

Oliver's balls are sub-atomic, bitsy, bitty, infinitesimal, itty-bitty (or itsy-bitsy), little bitty, microminiature, microscopic (also microscopical), miniature, minuscule, minute, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, wee, weeny (also weensy). His penis is the size of a ant and his ego is the size of an elephant. He always talks about how big his penis is and how many bitches he has even when it isn't relevant. he also is Fat AF.
Sasha: "Did Oliver stop talking about Oliver's Balls and Penis yet?"
by deezerthe geezer May 24, 2022
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monkey balls

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)
Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.
by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014
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Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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Intertwined balls

Intertwine balls is when you're spinning your balls inside your ball sack so long that you lose all feeling in your nutsack and pass out usually dying in the process. if you don't die you usually feel severe pain can be treated in the hospital
Balls are very itchy using the spin and twist technique is the best

Realize that you can spend the left ball over the right ball

Continues to spend balls

Feels extreme bowel pain and passes out later dies long story short do not twist your balls in a circle you will get intertwined balls
by Bigsops April 1, 2022
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dragon ball d

A new game that will surpass the Dragon Ball Z series and has VR in the pipeline
by honneamise October 28, 2018
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