A track suit that is worn as if it is "dressy". Traditionally the trackcedo is donned with sneakers, a big gold chain, an overly large watch, sparce facial hair, and a pint of whatever cologne it is that you smell in dirty convenience stores on Friday and Saturday evenings, and at bus stops during the rest of the week.
I thought I'd try dating a Eastern European/Middle Eastern/Spanish/Baltic/Indian/New York/New Jersey/Philly/DJ/straight/short/whatever guy, but when he showed up at my door in a trackcedo I knew it wasn't going to work out.
by Ratched, RN October 3, 2022
Get the trackcedo mug.The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job
“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”
by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022
Get the Track Meat mug.Generally used by military personnel to convey that they already understood something that was said to them.
Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.
Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.
Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
by CynicalWind November 24, 2022
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by dirtydirthead January 16, 2023
Get the Trackrat mug."Sharp 'n' pointed" medical treatment intended to "needle" you into performing better on da ol' athletic field.
There's only so much dat trackupuncture can do to improve stamina and performance --- if eventually it merely comes down to a classic case of "da ol' gray mare's just not being what she used to be", it may be time to resign yourself to retirement and hang up da running-shoes!
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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Careful when you go to the bus stop, it's guarded with tracksuit troopers.
Careful when you go to the bus stop, it's guarded with tracksuit troopers.
by Tailor of Chaos February 12, 2023
Get the Tracksuit Troopers mug.an article of clothing consisting of two parts: trousers and a jacket usually with front zipper. It was originally intended for use in sports, mainly for athletes to wear over competition clothing (such as running shirt and shorts or a swimsuit)
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