A townie is usually someone who has been brought up in a low income family. Their
parents aren'
t very interested in what they do or what they get up to. In the day
time they skip school abd roam the town causing trouble until the police enter and they run a mile. We must not be so harsh on them though...if we had lives as crappy as they have clearly had, we
may have turned out to be as brainless and ugly as them as well. A townie generally has no future and no direction in
life. If they do manage to live past 25 they are either a dustman or a builder and regret it in later
life. They wear clothes ranging from adidas to adidas. They have burberry caps pointed up to the sky and slicked gelled hair at the front which makes them look
like total oafs. They either wear 3/4 length trousers or
roll a pair of tracksuit bottoms up and if they are old enough they shave their ankles...don't ask me why its completely fucking stupid.