Definitions by Papasloonatsta

twin jets 

After a hot night of sex, you wake up in the morning and find that after all that alcohol last night, you need to empty your full tank. You go to the toilet and aim up only to find that your urine is shooting off in multiple directions and is impossible to keep in the basin.

IRENE! Why am I peeing like I've been up all night having sex?

twin jets by papasloonatsta July 10, 2005

Left_Eye

Lisa 'left eye' Lopez tragically died in a car accident in april 2002. However, when she was buried, people thought it would be fitting to add an underscore in the middle of her name because she lay under the earth.

that poor Left_Eye is worms meat

Left_Eye by papasloonatsta November 23, 2004

guitarist 

guy in mid 30s - late 40s with long hair and receding hair line. Lives in the 70's and with his mother.

Mummy> have you cleaned your room yet dear?
baldy> yes mummy!

guitarist by papasloonatsta December 2, 2003

Luzhny 

someone who wears tight clothing and rams around like Oleg Luzhny

look at that guy, he is a luzhny style manouvere

Luzhny by papasloonatsta December 2, 2003

vixen 

a female fox

person 1> "wow, look at that sexy vixen"
person 2> "where"
person 1> "over there eating that rabbit"

vixen by papasloonatsta December 2, 2003

townie 

A townie is usually someone who has been brought up in a low income family. Their parents aren't very interested in what they do or what they get up to. In the day time they skip school abd roam the town causing trouble until the police enter and they run a mile. We must not be so harsh on them though...if we had lives as crappy as they have clearly had, we may have turned out to be as brainless and ugly as them as well. A townie generally has no future and no direction in life. If they do manage to live past 25 they are either a dustman or a builder and regret it in later life. They wear clothes ranging from adidas to adidas. They have burberry caps pointed up to the sky and slicked gelled hair at the front which makes them look like total oafs. They either wear 3/4 length trousers or roll a pair of tracksuit bottoms up and if they are old enough they shave their ankles...don't ask me why its completely fucking stupid.

Townie on mobile phone> wot.....na..wot.....nah.....wot....nah..wot............nah...............wot?

townie by Papasloonatsta November 29, 2003