touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

Touchy

When a person gets curious of something and they touch it.

The baby was getting all touchy of the teenage sister's things.

by Savesomeenergy April 28, 2011

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

touchas mullet

touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.

her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind

by chill311 August 23, 2009