iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Sore Loser

Unable to comprehend a loss. Declining to believe that they have lost and complain non stop about losing or try to change the results.

Wow, that Trump supporter is a sore loser

by Dynocologist March 23, 2021

Loser

Donald Trump

The Bigliest Loser of them all

Source: 2020 Election

Trump name is now mudd and shall henceforth be replaced with Loser in all conversations.

Omg, what a Loser, am I right??

I guess that Loser lost the election after, I guess he did get tired of “winning” all the time.

by Chris the Kid November 9, 2020

A conceited loser

People who make urban dictionary definitions about themselves and make it seem like they are the greatest person on earth but really they are some 40yr old person stuck in their parent's home.

You are a conceited loser NEO

by shamless044 June 14, 2023

Loser capital of the world

Grand Junction, Colorado

Hey mom, where’s the Loser capital of the world? “Grand Junction, Colorado hun, don’t go there unless you smoke meth”. Thanks Mom.

by elegantillusion February 4, 2021

Loser

Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!

Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!

Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …

Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

loser clout

similar to clout, it's the skill set and/or experience shown to prove that you, in fact, are a complete fucking loser. primary example is video gaming.

Ted: yo dude congrats on hitting 2k hours in gmod! that's some serious loser clout if i've ever seen it

by brokemachinebroke May 10, 2019