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The brown tower

A terraria house consisting of many wooden NPC houses aranged ontop of each other so as to make a wooden tower.
What?! Everyone on this server is amazing at building. How don't they just end up with the brown tower
by Kukkija the Cookie Jar April 7, 2020
mugGet the The brown towermug.

Brown Binning

The act of engaging in an unnatural act in a garden or other outside space.
'I was brown binning the girlfriend the other day when a party of ramblers discovered us in our compromised position so I whipped it out and jizzed on her back'
by HizerKite July 11, 2017
mugGet the Brown Binningmug.

Brown Grid

When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009
mugGet the Brown Gridmug.

Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
mugGet the Brown Rippermug.

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.
"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013
mugGet the Brown Midasmug.

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.
by Sticka June 9, 2009
mugGet the Brown Williemug.

Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.
Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet
by Vunc July 26, 2019
mugGet the Brown Bulletmug.

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