Taintshave

It's an easy task to accomplish. take some hair buzzers and shaved your chest and then go all the way down to your pubes, then wrap back around the taint and asshole area. You have to clean the trimmers with bleach when your done, and walk around with sharp hairs for a day or so, but it's all worth it my friend. NO MORE DINGLES... I feel wonderful and look even better!

When you are going on a date and you simply have to get ready, so you shower, brush your teeth and taintshave.

by Coolio Cam May 31, 2007

taint stomper

One who revels in the joy of stoming the taint. Taint stomping is not for the faint of heart, it only comes with years of love for the taint.

She was one fierce taint stomper, she's a real screamer I tell ya.

by zsaund February 10, 2008

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Taintlapper

One who for some reason or another finds it irresistable to lick the rarely cleaned skin between the asshole and genatalia during oral sex acts or other .

I can't stand that Girl ,she is such a taintlapper sometimes .

by B Bass May 8, 2011

Taintpack

The act of putting fingers in the pussy and the ass of a women at the same time and if possible carrying around like a six pack.

I was able to carry her to bed by taintpack

by scottsnot December 24, 2012

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013