sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019

shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

by random edgy as fuck emo teen June 24, 2019

Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 24, 2019

Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

Spunk-a-dunk

To pour in the milk first before the cereal

How dare you spunk-a-dunk with a perfectly good bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.

by Cheerios_Luver_69 September 7, 2019

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose

Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.

by Jlookeron September 25, 2019

Spunk Bubble

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by spunkbubble163 December 20, 2019