o-ring

1.
performed when a girl, especially a bitch, is sucking on your balls; the man, or receiver of the nut-sucking, proceeds to smack the bitch across the face quite hard. But, it is a failed o-ring if the cock smackage does not cause the bitch's, or the balls sucker's, ears to ring. The most effective o-rings will knock a bitch out cold.
2.
to perform an o-ring.

1.
Bruce Lee: That chick jessica keeps giving me shit about her being pregnant but i didnt even stick it in the bitch!
Jose Contreras: Sounds like she could use an o-ring... knock that bitch out and she won't come back to complain to you anymore.
2.
Jose Contreras: Man, I o-ringed that bitch so hard last night she was out for an hour!
Bruce Lee: Thats nothing, ese. I once hospitalized a bitch I o-ringed her so hard.

by benny b from the bronx November 10, 2004

girl flavored ring pop

When you buy a ring pop and stick it up a girl's vagina sucked on or dry and you take it out out lick it.

Tom ate a girl flavored ring pop last night ad now he's addicted.

by SEX KNOWLEDGABLE January 16, 2009

ringjam

a ghetto way to say 'ringtone' for a cell phone

'Yo, I just downloaded some new ringjams.

by carl October 24, 2004

ring freak

one who is obsessed with Lord of the Rings.

Damn, look at those ring freaks all dressed up like fucking hobbits and elves for Halloween.

by kate November 22, 2004

Ring your own Doorbell

masturbate; pleasure oneself.

Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?

Girl: No, why would I...

Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.

by submarinesoup January 13, 2011

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

ringamaroo

an evasive technique used by customer service lines that upset girlfriends causing them to fuddle cliches into new cliches.

"I want sat tv but they have been giving us the ringamaroo"

by Sacsquash September 16, 2011