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porn addict

someone who looks at porn excessively and even knows names of specific porn stars.
Dez Alston in business class:
Dez: yo did you see that new jaunt from rachel star bruh?
me: nah son i got the real shit
Dez: its just as good imagining it. and sometimes i use lotion to enhance the feeling. it works.
me: Bull you need some help you are such a porn addict.
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Lady Porn

1: Girly magazines that we all secretly love, no matter how feminist we try to be

2: Softcore romance novels that are basically the scripts for porn, but more 18th century and cheesy.
1: Elle, Vogue, Cosmo, Seventeen, etc, etc.

2: They're the paperbacks in the shitty bookstores, often featuring Fabio on the covers, shirt unbuttoned, hair billowing in the wind.

In a sentence*-
Girl 1: Look, there's a shitty bookstore!
Girl 2: Let's go in and get some lady porn!
Girl 1: Yay!

*note: definitions are interchangeable
by Nia Earth Destroyer March 4, 2007
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Porkchop Porn

A form of porn that involves larger girls.
I like that porkchop porn. Big bitches with titties and ass. no skinny bitches.
by TidwellDennis January 22, 2009
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softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner
by Da Nastee One September 24, 2003
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google porn

the images that appear on screen when you do a google image search with terms such as: big fat tittys, hairy pussy, etc.
That fag jeff berlin was jerking off to google porn in the library during lunch again yesterday.
by joe rogaine May 9, 2006
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reality porn

Reality porn is porn that focuses more on a story than just pure sex. Contrary to the name, the women who are picked up by the filmer(s) are paid actresses who know what's going on before the guy shows up. However, while the whole event is a set-up, the outdoor portions are not filmed in closed off sets and the people in the background are real civilians.
Street Blowjobs, Bang Bus, and Milf Hunter are examples of popular reality porn sites. As fun as it is to believe their adventures are real, secretly filming a strange girl sucking your dick and posting the video on the internet, or picking a girl up in your van, doing her with the promise of money, and then dumping her off in the boonies and stealing her crutches would be very illegal.
by Trivial Mind November 12, 2007
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tentacle porn

Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.
That tentacle is very phallic looking, no?
by Monkey March 10, 2005
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