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1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity
Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner
pooner by jarja May 25, 2011
An evening out on the town looking for easy women.
Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.
pooner by druu9 May 10, 2010

pooterclam 

When you fuck someone doggy style in someone else's kitchen and a guy rips a girls asshole by slipping.
"Ow, you just gave me a pooterclam!"
pooterclam by junicholie April 16, 2009

pootersniffer 

When you 69 a person and you sniff their butt.

When you 69 a person and they fart, you become a pootersniffer
Did you hear what happened to John last night? He became a pootersniffer after Karen got done with him!
pootersniffer by Pootersniffer March 11, 2017

PooterSnooter 

This word stems from two word pooter being pussy, and snooter being something to snort a substance. A PooterSnooter is someone who snorts pussy.
He’s such a pootersnooter.
Wow I hear he is a PooterSnooter
PooterSnooter by PooterSnooter September 29, 2019

Pootergeist 

When you go to the toilet and flush, but there's a peice of toilet paper with dookie on it that twirls around and doesn't go down.
Oh man, I went for a number 2 and had to deal with a pootergeist!
Pootergeist by Perry B November 27, 2020