Neil Platinum

When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.

S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

Playing in the grass

fucking a chick with hair down there

i played in the grass last night

by Jbob April 27, 2003

playing hurt

getting injured while engaging in sexual intercourse, i.e. a hamstring pull, but instead of calling it quits due to injury, you continue to have great sex until it's over and everyone is satisfied.

Mary: Wow, that was some amazing sex.
Dave: Yes, I know...and I was playing hurt!

by The Man 24 April 4, 2006

Playing Tarzan with Jane

When there was a girl/boy who liked you before you were with your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend and still likes you so you're going to do stuff with her/him now

Yeah so I'm totally playing tarzan with jane with that girl to get over my ex.

by informant23 May 4, 2010

Playing Bieber Hooky

When you pretend to have Bieber Fever just to be socially accepted among your peers.

Ashley: OMG! I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!
Erin: You don't even know any of his songs. Stop Playing Bieber Hookyy.

by Turpinator May 28, 2010

planing

The act of rubbing feces or lubricant on someone's back and proceeding to slide across them with your arms outspread as if you were a plane.

Sam, my aunt taught me what planing is yesterday!

by RuralLexicographer December 11, 2016

playing dj hero with herself

when a girl masturbates and uses the motion of a dj as a way to masturbate,THUS playing dj hero with herself.

Guy 1: dude,she won't answer the phone!
Guy 2:maybe she's playing dj hero with herself. heheheh.

by thatmetalhead January 25, 2011