macintosh

to answer someone else's question about my pc...

-does your windows laptop/desktop have a built in camera above the screen for video chatting and taking pictures and videos with ur friends like a photo booth?
not built in, but i had 10 dollars for one... which is better than a thousand dollars for an apple..

-does your windows laptop/desktop come with a remote control so you can play music, movies, pictures and more from across the room?
yes

-does your windows laptop have a backlit keyboard?
no, but i tend to worry more about my computer actuaually working than how it looks...

-does your windows computer look anywhere near as hottt as apple's designs?
yes. you can CUSTOMIZE PCs, change things around, put it in new cases... it looks much better than a mac

-can you download and open EVERY email and file without worrying even a little bit about getting a virus? there are 8 known mac viruses, and over 20, 000 windows ones! yes- that's a real fact.
i have virus scanners, so yes, i can

-and let me also ask why all the people who are computer geniuses and web programmers and scientists and musicians and artists all use macs?
i know many people who probably know a shitload more about computers than you do and they wouldn't even want to touch a mac.

-can you type anything in a convenient search bar and your computer automatically searches inside all your documents, files, your music, your pictures, every single piece of information on your computer for items matching that search?
yes, its built right into windows. has been sine windows 98.

-can you click on the application dashboard and have all your widgets pop onto the screen (one for the weather forecast, one that uses your camera to provide you with a mirror, dictionary, calculator, calendar, and a family guy quote, and anything else you can possibly think of) and then with one click have it all disappear again?
desktopX.

-can you press one key and have all the windows you have open appear miniturized on your screen so you can pick the one you want quickly and easily?
yes

macintosh users think there computers are so great because they have moronic quirks built into them to hide the fact that the operating system that they're using sucks. i could achieve everything that a mac can do on a windows pc that will actually get stuff done with about 3 or 4 thrid party programs.

and yes, i've used macs before and seen them crash. a lot.

by borstalbreakout October 14, 2006

Blowjob Machine

someone who always give the perfect blowjob

Sharon is 'The' Blowjob Machine

by got trophy head November 26, 2009

machine

In ebonics it means "car" or any other type of "vehicle".

That pimp Leroy has a new machine.

The narcs confiscated my machine after they found a pound of coke.

by Tara S. Volta September 28, 2005

rumpus machine

British slang for a couch or sofa.

British kid: Ello mum, can i watch some tellie on the rumpus machine.

by A IE S O P January 6, 2010

Mexican Machine gun

a sexual act in which you feed your partner mexican food and while in the act of making love, you squeeze their stomach, causing them to release a machine gun like spray of fecal matter.

I got so wasted last night that i tried convince my girlfriend to do a mexican machine gun

by Ausin Taneous July 17, 2011

Deus ex Machina

Whilst also given other definitions (that are correct), deus ex machina may also refer to a character from the anime series Mirai Nikki (Future diary); the god imagined by yukii-kun who is behind the major plot-device in this series.

Deus ex Machina talked to Yukii again about his position in the "game".

by RealSoap July 24, 2015

singing into the pink karaoke machine

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

by Nabomb July 31, 2007