Ms. Johnson

A mega dumb bitch that doesn´t have a clue of what her job is supposed to be and gets mad at litterally everything that isn even a big deal

Ms. Johnson sure is a big bitch.

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 12, 2020

johnsonville

A sausage fest. A gathering with too many men and no women.

Overzealous Hipster 1: Great block party, eh? Cold beers, burgers on the grill, Buffet bumpin in the background...
Overzealous Hipster 2: Yeah bro, but where did the chicks fly off to? This patio just became extreme Johnsonville.

by Babbo June 19, 2008

Bleezy Johnson

The act of having sex with a virgin or a girl who is on her period and when you are about to ejaculate pull out and titty-fuck the individual so the blood from her vagina gets on her tits and then ejaculate on her face.

Bill: Dude I totally pulled off the Bleezy Johnson last night!!! She wasnt too happy about it though she had to take a shower after.

Jim: I bet dude she was already on her period and then you get her own period blood on her?! Gross dude!

by UncleGameTight September 3, 2009

Jack Johnson

Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.

Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.

by ILiveInNewJersey December 24, 2008

Umar Johnson

a pan africanist who will one day open up a mental hospital for coons

Black man: I love white women
Person 2: Be careful before Umar Johnson puts you in his hospital

by Wakawakababyohyehhhh July 11, 2021

Wesley Johnson

A basketball player who tore it up at Syracuse, won Big East Player of the Year and is set to make some noise in the NBA. Plays the 2 or the 3, has a sweet J, can jump out of the gym and crashes the boards on both ends. He also smiles a lot and looks like John Legend.

Wesley Johnson with put back jam!

by buffalo333 July 5, 2010

jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005