Jessica

A hideous troll who fucks up others lives for their own enjoyment, fucks her friends ex's, crashes your car, she is a cheater a thief and a liar. If you come across a Jessica, don't trust her, she was sent straight from Trumps ass.

Person 1: Yo, who dat ugly troll lookin' ass?
Person 2: Ah shit man, dat look like Jessica, she a total hoe don't trust it.

by DodgeCharger2012 February 14, 2017

jessie

negative Nancy

hey Jessie wanna go for a ........
Jessie: NO.
ok how about.....
Jessie: NO!

by jessie1223556 August 21, 2016

jessica simpson

the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater
hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sense

jessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton

by M. Ghandi May 15, 2006

jessica

a new breed of pigs that everyone likes

i just had jessica for dinner and it was yummy

by manutd05 November 30, 2011

Jessie

A girl who is more concerned about past events/people/music/movies/culture then the present day, is highly passionate about music, only eats food that others cannot identify/pronounce, only digs men that are 2-3 times her age, and frequently appears to need fashion advice DESPERATELY.

She's been acting like such a Jessie lately...should we sign her up for What Not To Wear?

by Janis R. January 25, 2009

Jessica

A girl-like creature originated from the planet pandora. She is one of the last descendants of the avatar neytiri. Due to the fact that avatars have constantly been mating with humans, this generation of avatar does not have blue tint of skin and has evolved to our human height. However, freckles are still visible on her face and limited mental abilities are most apparent.

Also, they have not fully evolved yet and therefore walk like a drunk chicken

Jack is so stupid! He did not know how to solve this question. What a Jessica!

Dude, shes looks so creepy! What a Jessica!

by Henry Reynolds is so cool January 21, 2011

jessica

When someone gets absolutely wasted and is a complete and utter state beyond control. This includes vomiting, spitting, dribbling and any other bodily fluids being released from the body. e.g. you have to carry said person along the floor by their hair because they cannot carry their own body weight.

Dude, you did such a Jessica last night. I had to follow you around with a Flash spray and dishcloth.

by Hermzit December 4, 2010