Muffin Juice

The new slang for vaginal secretion.

Kevin: Dude what happened?

Jimmy: I was going down on her and her muffin juice got all over my shirt!

by Vanilla Weis June 01, 2009

spooky juice

A substance either dried or wet that resembles sex related liquids but are unidentifiable.

I laid on John's bed last night and some spooky juice got in my hair.

by Jacob Breedlove March 17, 2007

giro juice

Cheap cider. Often seen being drunk by the scum of this earth, including neds, alcos and kevin hobbs.

I had fuck all money for a decent carry-out so I had to resort to buying giro juice.

by groomba March 02, 2006

Moop Juice

A drink that will fuck you up. Also known as MJ.

2 1/2 shots of Rum

2 1/2 shots of Vodka

2 shots of Pepsi or Coke

2 shots of Red Bull
All in one glass

Dude I got so shit faced last night off of that Moop Juice

by Bob Dowin April 23, 2009

Xan Juice

A drink witch consists of 2 ingredients
1.Xanaxs (3)
2.Sprite or any soda beverage that is lemon-lime flavored

Enjoy your Xan Juice Sleep Well

I got tons of Xan Juice

by Drinks That Fuck You Up February 26, 2017

Goose Juice

Cranberry juice and Grey goose vodka.

when you go to the store will you pick me up some goose juice?

by Pr!n3ess July 19, 2008

gunt juice

A milky liquid which resided within the folds of a large gunt. If left unattended, it may harden to form a gunt crust.

I was fucking this fat prostitute, and when I rolled her over she squirted gunt juice in my eye!

by cuddy February 14, 2005