Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.

That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.

by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013

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rusty coat hook

when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.

buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.

by the rusty russ coat puss April 16, 2010

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big veined hook

Semi-flacid, usually very large penis using a muscular thigh as a background.

She was a bit apprehensive as she encountered the big veined hook.

by Scorpio119 March 30, 2015

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Hook up spot

Place where you bring girls you pretend to fuck

I'm going to take it to my hook up spot

by Cholochuy June 2, 2018

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bate my hook

To jack someone off

Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"

by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009

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Orbital Fish Hook

The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.

My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.

by Tribaltattoo0573 April 29, 2009

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