Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 24, 2015

sugar hook

An unorthodox and uncoordinated punching style which is usually highly ineffective

jim threw a sugar hook and ended up being dropped by a stiff jab

by Uce why so unluggy November 3, 2015

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016

Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases

Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

pot hook up

Someone who supplies all your pot needs.

"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."

by High_like_jesus March 13, 2016

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016