Grape

The PG version of rape

Guy 1: "What are you about to do to her?"
Guy 2: "Ima bout to grape her."

by Indominus67 March 3, 2020

grape

anything that's purple

Guy 1: hey what color is that crayon
Guy 2: grape

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

Grape

A small succulent fruit which when you eat it, it poisons you. Never eat a grape unless it is a seedless grapes.

Don't eat the grape, it will poison you

by Alaxymoon YT April 20, 2020

Grape Faygo

The best flavor of Faygo ever! Google it, it's the best! It tastes like heaven in a tongue-staining purple bottle! Faygo is a Detroit brand of pop which has a huge cult following! Anyone who lives in the metro Detroit area has a favorite Faygo flavor! And! Grape! Is! The! Best!

You: What's the best flavor of Faygo?

Me: Grape, obviously.

Me: Grape Faygo is the best flavor of Faygo ever!

Also Me: Starts talking about how to get high on Grape Faygo in 3 easy steps

by TheGrapeFaygoAddictedSocialite May 4, 2020

Grampmom

Grampdad

When you are old as fuck, and about to have a baby, at the same time your kid is also having a baby. You mam, are a Grampmom!

My kid is having a baby! So am I! I'm a Grampmom!

by WesTek May 23, 2020

Grape

The food eaten by a legendary duck

Duck: hey(bum bum bum) got any grapes?

by Xx_Dank_memes_xX June 16, 2020

Grampire

A universally known type: A noticeably elderly gay male who frequents gay meeting places. Attracted primarily to other gay men at least thirty to forty years younger than themselves.
Almost universally disliked because of a combination of disagreeable characteristics including pushiness, insults, not taking no for an answer, hovering, groping and disingenuous solicitation.

First coined by security guards at Toronto gay bars (see: Scott Dagostino)

"If that old fellow accuses you of being ageist while not hanging out with people his own age - and worse, trying to feel your crotch - beware, my lad, you are face to face with a Grampire."

by Jay Mitchell June 24, 2020