Shit A German Goose 

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

Shit A German Goose by Young Sween January 25, 2009

goose or maverick 

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!

goose or maverick by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 24, 2007

rancid goose ass 

Describes a particularly rancid ass that belongs to a goose.

Me: "You smell like rancid goose ass"

rancid goose ass by Nikkikins December 16, 2004

goose egg 

nothing; use with aim

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol

goose egg by lisa February 21, 2004

goose 

the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.

ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.

goose by dead_eye July 28, 2003

loose as a goose 

with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.

Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"

loose as a goose by The Better Simon April 7, 2010

Goose Mange

Dirty fat goose vagina. "Mange" originates from the japanese slang used to describe dirty hairy vagina. Slap a goose in front of it and you have yourself a "Goose Mange"

Guy 1:"You're a dork!"
Guy 2:"Well you're a goose mange!"
Guy 1:"Too far man..."

Goose Mange by Daddythreecheeks December 9, 2010