Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019

Evan

Sexy ass dude with a giant cock that goes into your moms ass all of the time

Evan fuck my mom last night

by Gfdyyhbggy October 29, 2019

Evan

Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges

Did you see him, he is such an Evan

by evica November 5, 2019

Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.

Whats evan up to? SHEET METAL!

by Kdangle November 8, 2019

Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.

Evan is a queer

by Joey sense November 15, 2019

Evan

A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS

"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"

by Willowside_aj November 15, 2019