Dumpster Pump : To Pump Dumpsters
A phrase that was made popular by the alt right white nationalist with a 147 IQ known as Owen Benjamin. Owen has a large cult following of homosexual supporters who refer to themselves as bears who not only preach the bear lifestyle but also live it day to day. Their preference for large hairy gay men as well as being outcasts themselves, forced them to sneak around and perform sexual acts with other bears in discreet locations. This usually led them to pumping each other behind dumpsters of old crack motels. When asked what happens if there is a homeless man sleeping behind the dumpster Owen simply replied ' The more the merrier is logos'.
Owen being so hi IQ allowed him to discover that if you strap on a pair of roller skates before you pump, it provides you with a clean getaway once you spray the evil out. It also allows him to be able to just glide in with no lube.
Owen has been knighted Sir Pumper of Dumpsters by Tommy Robinson
A phrase that was made popular by the alt right white nationalist with a 147 IQ known as Owen Benjamin. Owen has a large cult following of homosexual supporters who refer to themselves as bears who not only preach the bear lifestyle but also live it day to day. Their preference for large hairy gay men as well as being outcasts themselves, forced them to sneak around and perform sexual acts with other bears in discreet locations. This usually led them to pumping each other behind dumpsters of old crack motels. When asked what happens if there is a homeless man sleeping behind the dumpster Owen simply replied ' The more the merrier is logos'.
Owen being so hi IQ allowed him to discover that if you strap on a pair of roller skates before you pump, it provides you with a clean getaway once you spray the evil out. It also allows him to be able to just glide in with no lube.
Owen has been knighted Sir Pumper of Dumpsters by Tommy Robinson
ex 1: I can't wait for the annual big bear meet up at the flat earth festival this year. There is going to be a lot of dumpster pumping going on.
ex 2:
Bear 1: 'Hi I'm a bear'
Bear 2: 'Me to...wanna pump?'
Bear 1:'Obviously'
Owen ' My dumpster is sore from all the pumping this weekend. Crowder came over'
ex 2:
Bear 1: 'Hi I'm a bear'
Bear 2: 'Me to...wanna pump?'
Bear 1:'Obviously'
Owen ' My dumpster is sore from all the pumping this weekend. Crowder came over'
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When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.
by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009
Get the Blumpky Dumpty mug.Attempting to solicit a cum dumpster for sexual acts. This typically takes place after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed.
Jerry: Dude, I haven't been laid in like 6 months.
Bill: Why don't you go dumpster diving? You could try that ho I met last night. I've heard she puts out like Wonka during Halloween. Plus, I think she's clean too.
Bill: Why don't you go dumpster diving? You could try that ho I met last night. I've heard she puts out like Wonka during Halloween. Plus, I think she's clean too.
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Get the dumpsteriffic mug.A derogatory term, stemmed from the play West Compton, in which it refers to a dillusional gangster's hideout.
While Charles was walking to the Dumpster Fortress, he was fighting a battle within himself. He would need to make a choice between the gang war, turning himself in or leaving West Compton for good. As he neared the hideout, many other gangsters were there already, preparing for war.
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Guy #1: "dude i was getting head last night and totally farted but she kept going!"
Guy #2: "I am always down for a girl that doesn't mind Dumpster Diving."
Guy #2: "I am always down for a girl that doesn't mind Dumpster Diving."
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