champagne room

A small room in a strip club that sounds ore appealing than it actually is.

Me: Dude, I can't pay any of my biils and if my wife finds out she is going to diorce me
Friend: That sucks. Why man?
Me: Because I was at a strip club and I don't know if the chick drugged me or not, but she somehow convinced me to spend $550 to take her to the "champagne room" and I didn't even have that much fun in there.
Friend: Dude, that sucks.

by WTFwasIthinking June 24, 2008

Champagne Party

When you turn as old as your birthday date.

Somones brithday: January 28th
When they turn 28 they have a Champagne Party

by Chill089 June 21, 2009

champagne shower

The action of many guys cumming on one's body.

John has just got a champagne shower. Have you got yours lately?

by Filter789 July 31, 2011

chimpie

Darwinian term of derision; probably referring to mankind's evolution from the ape. chimpanzee

Chimpie has a bad attitude today.

by Lindsey Matthews November 10, 2003

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013

Champion chimney sweeping

The act of participating in sexual intercourse.

My roommate was champion chimney sweeping last night, so i slept in the hall.

by george (pronounced, whore-hey) February 3, 2010

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011