changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 06, 2022
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colour changing mento

a colour changing mento starts off white but when threatened, laughing, mad, sad or being embarressed turns as red as a fat dollop of ketchup can get. and there's more! they are too mouthy for their own good and its hilarious to watch them change species. ( human to tomato) pretty friendly and most often called julia. most commonly found in a mcdonalds happy meal.
anyone: look there goes julia the colour changing mento.
by aLeXEi.nOoO August 15, 2019
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Marcus chang

Some guy that’s segsy af and has a six pack
“Damn Marcus chang is fine 😩” - Elle
“If Marcus was a painter I’d be his canvas any day” - Elle and HAN
by Ese culo bota caca December 11, 2021
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backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.
So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..
by Halfrican_Magic August 12, 2017
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hsin pei chang

A mom who yells and hit her children when they make her mad. Unorganized unless there is visitors. Gets mad for no reason. Thinks she is perfect when she is really the opposite.
I feel bad for hsin pei chang .
by Ching Chong Wong tong March 06, 2020
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Seasons Change

The song "Seasons Change" by Chris Brown, featured on his "Before the Party" mixtape, uses the metaphor of changing seasons to describe shifts in a romantic relationship. The song reflects on how relationships, like everything in life, are temporary and can transition from warm to cold. It delves into the emotional turmoil and heartbreak that accompany these changes, highlighting how love, money, and possessions are fleeting and will eventually fade away .
by breezyfan22344 December 31, 2023
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