A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.
by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008
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Get the blue mushroom mug.The color of blue that is brighter than most others. Many cars, shoes, and clothes come in this color. It is said to have been worn by royalty.
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When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.
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