Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
by qwertuyiou October 07, 2010
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cornish blowjob

A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person
I got a cornish blowjob last night mate
by Zork kork March 12, 2024
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grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 04, 2018
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price of a blowjob

Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
by ZeeyonX March 09, 2021
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gothic blowjob

The act of sticking a penis into a gauged ear and thrusting and sucking profusely until ejaculation.
Oh Shit, Charlie is getting a gothic blowjob in the bathroom!
by SwisherSweats June 26, 2020
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Slapper blowjob

Chloe t/b sucks off niall R
I really want a slapper blowjob of Chloe
by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020
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