Black Opsed

When something fucks up on you - particularly a game or program.
Derived from Call of Duty: Blackops, the game that crashes more than a drunk p plater. You're supremely fortunate if you actually complete a whole game without disconnecting, freezing or having your PS3 die in the arse.

Stefan: My computer just crashed when Minecraft went over 1GB memory usage
Jacob: You got black opsed

by cann0n January 24, 2011

black guilt

When a black person feels they have to support everything black fearing they are a bad black person and don’t stand up to racism.

Sharon watched all the Tyler Perry movies and the BET Awards because of her black guilt.

by Grizzj April 3, 2019

Black Avocado

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle

Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

by The Black Moose June 9, 2010

Black House

What the White House was renamed to after Barack Obama was elected the new president.

Whitehouse.gov is the official web site for the Black House and President Barack H. Obama, the 44th President of the United States.

by blibbertibs March 29, 2009

Black Neck

A slang term in Northern Ireland for someone who is a member of Loyalist Paramilitary organisation the Ulster Volunteer Force or UVF

Nah, he's not a Womble, he's a Black Neck, his da's the head man.

by olliebroon March 3, 2011

black-bag

1. To kill someone, and put their body in a black bag.

2. To destroy; overpower.

In Ciara's song, "Basic Instinct (U Got Me)", she says, "And when I see the stage, I'mma black-bag that bitch."

by MissTMotional April 26, 2010

Rebecca Black

A 13-year-old lyrical genius and inspiration to us all. She is best known for her passion for breakfast, her existential struggle with major life decisions such as vehicular seating locations, and her uncanny knack for calendar interpretation.

Philosophical Quotes from Rebecca Black:

-Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
-Which seat can I take?
-Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.

by tincan12345 April 3, 2011