blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.

Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.

by Vulkan November 20, 2009

frosty beard

When a man's beard gets covered in semen.

Mike ended up with a frosty beard when he got done blowing Milo.

by PartyBoy1981 December 17, 2011

beadie

a zoot , a joint , a splif , a weed-ciggarette

Hey 'Pac, it's yo' boy
Hey man so far I've been listenin to your album
and I ain't heard nuttin you could kick back and smoke a beadie to
You know?


---basically telling tupac shakur "he hasent herd nothing (a song) on his album that you can smoke a spliif too (music is enjoyed more when high up on weed)

by DAS November 23, 2003

Beam

verb- to exchange a short written or verbal messages via cellular phone

::Person A sends Person B, a person that likes cars, a picture of a Ferrari you just saw.::

::Person A replies::- "Damn, I love Ferrari's"
::Person B replies::- "I know, thats why I beamed you up"

by comonyay August 6, 2009

special beam cannon

The ultimate fighting force. Use sparingly.

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Beard baby

1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.

2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above

P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby

by the Coventry April 27, 2010

beamus

The area between the nutsack and asshole. Normally festered with hair and contains a stench that is unbearable to humans. Questionable as to if females have a beamus or not.

Wow my beamus itches like something awful. And what is that foul stench?

by MJKclaypool December 28, 2005