Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

110% boner

A boner that's so hard that your dick literally hurts.

Bob: ayo Jerome I gotta boner and it's kinda killin' me

Jerome: aha! A classic case of the 110% boner I see

Bob: the what?!?

by TheDefinitionsMagician December 2, 2022

boardroom boner

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

by P90SEX June 10, 2016

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

by red_rager January 16, 2011

Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

by Dandongding July 31, 2017

sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see

Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009

martha-boner

something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies

Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.

by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008