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Swag Attack

1. When lacking swagger due to recent events i.e layoffs, breakups, dry-spells, financial distress and lack of confidence. Can also be caused by lengthy time in between haircuts, empty tanks of gas etc.

2. Being caught up by multiple females that you talk to at once.
"Jessica realized that I was also flirting with Crystal at the club and I ended up losing both of them for the night. Those damn swag attacks are killer!"
by MrRolls_Royce November 3, 2009
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bomb diggity smack wack attack

this would be the long version of bomb diggity, which means super cool; awesome; the best thing ever. i am not sure if my brother somehow made this up or if it is use elsewhere.
damn, that movie was the bomb diggity smack wack attack!
by katie w September 25, 2006
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three finger attack

Through using the thumb, index and middle finger, grabbing an ass : palm up, clutch every finger in your palm apart from the thumb, index and middle;the middle and index finger goes between the butt-cheeks in the direction of the sex organ and the thumb pointing upwards.
Jason just three finger attack ed me while I was going up the stairs in front of him!!!
by buttmeister March 27, 2006
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Attactivist

An attactivist is one that attacks statistically sound set scientific ideologies, they attack with personal emotions, anecdotal evidence or the bible, along with circular reasoning. It doesn't matter it you can prove your point, it doesn't matter that you are right. They are hostile and hurt and so they simply want you to shut-up even if that means denying education and support to others.

It can go on an on becoming very hostile, they will attempt to draw you into a heated attack with personal assumptions, and hurtful name calling, but you must remember these people are just angry, and that's what they want. So engage with facts on if you choose to and don't be a victim of this abusive behaviour.

Attactvists attack public causes, such as lactivism, intactivism, non-vaxx, AP, Parents who oppose CIO spanking as well as Parents who co-sleeping.
example:
Lactvist: People need to understand that when they're deciding between breastmilk and formula, they're not deciding between Coke and Pepsi.... They're choosing between a live, pure substance and a dead substance made with the cheapest oils available

Attactivist: I couldn't breastfeed so how do you think that makes me feel?

Lactivist: It should make you want to encourage others and share the information we can provide you?

Attactivist: Did you ever think that maybe I didn't want your help? Breastfeeding wasn't right for me, I love my baby and that's good enough.

Lactivist: No-ones saying you don't love your baby, we are just encourage people to make the best choices available and get the information and support they need.

Attactivist: Get off your high horse, you're not better then anyone else.

Lactivist: No-one said that they were better, we are just sharing health information for people that need and want it.

Attactivist: I wish you would stop posting. I'm sick of having breastfeeding pushed on me.

Lactivist: You're on my facebook page though, no-one made you come here.

Attactivist: This is a public forum so I can be here if I want to! UNLESS YOU BAN ME!

Lactivist: If this is a public forum and you don't want to be here then why are you here? There are other public forums, and we can't push it down your throat if you don't come here. You won't here it if you don't come here. It is your choice to be here so why did you come it you didn't want to argue?
by LikeableJerk June 17, 2013
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Rock Attack

The best movie series of all time. Primarily shown on google video, the series includes "Rock Attack!: Trouble in Omega 7" and "Rock Attack! 2: Babyface Rising". These are the only two films currently out though more are expected.
"Did you see Rock Attack! 2? It was fucking awesome!"
by Not Jeff March 25, 2007
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spam attack

A spam attack is an electronic attack with the intention to harm a site/user. Making the medium unusable because it has been swarmed with useless or very offensive messages.
Characteristics of a spam attack are the following:

- Often, a new account has been created to do the spam attack
- When the account is banned immediatly a new account is created to continue the spam attack
- The user attempts to make the forum unreadable or unusable
- The user posts nearly the exact same message over and over again, all he does is copy and paste the same message and click the post button.
- These messages often contain offensive material like porn, rotten.com pictures, racial slurs, flames towards staff and alike. Sometimes it is just a lot of unreadable text or ALL caps messages.
by Nessaj December 15, 2007
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Lasthma Attack

When a person laughs so hard, that they have trouble breathing, making it appear that the subject is having an asthma attack.
Once Freddy told that dead baby joke, Emerson got a lasthma attack and he had us all worried.
by MattyPoo Dru March 19, 2009
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