Your mom

The thing I do and is very hot.

“What is on you to-do list?”
“Your mom!”

by Charlie at the chocolatefactoy May 30, 2024

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Your mom

The one, simple, easiest comeback to use. You're talking with Emma? yeah no. YOUR MOM. You're talking to a skibidi sigma little kid? YOUR MOM. You're talking to your mom and she asks a random question? well.........YOUR MOMMMMMMM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Person 1: What's 85÷2?
Person 2: YOUR MOMMMMMMMM

by yourmoms#1fan February 16, 2026

your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025

Your Mom

Outer-Planetary

“Your mom is the closest galaxy to ours”

by James/Bond December 8, 2025

Your Mom!

An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:

Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
You: "Shit."

by heyallyoumotherfuckerstookthegoodnames December 28, 2005