Types of Drunk

The stereotypical traits of certain people when they're drunk.

Exhibit A: Weepy, Hysterical Drunk.

Exhibit B: The Angry, Pissed Off Drunk.

Exhibit C: Girl Who Turns Into A Stripper Drunk

Exhibit D: Happy, Giggly Drunk

Exhibit E: Needy, Clingy Drunk

Ryan: Michelle, considering this is your first time being drunk, I'll walk you through the types of drunk.

Michelle: Ok.

Ryan: First example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. A fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.

Michelle: Oh.

Ryan: Second example- the angry/pissed off drunk. Another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.

Michelle: Woah.

Ryan: Third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. Here's an example of Miranda taking off her clothes in front of Jake.

Michelle: Wow.

Ryan: Fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. A fine example is Morgan and Madalyn laughing as if there's no tomorrow.

Michelle: Incredible.

Ryan: Fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.

by the_man_of_the_hour33 March 16, 2011

typewritering

when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.

Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.

by helooaliiix June 18, 2009

all types of

Adj- Of large calibur or extremely significant.

Usually used in a sentence degrading someone for their lack of skill or other failure in some task.

You got all types of fucked up!
That washing machine is all types of broken.
The sky is all types of blue.

by truespeak? November 8, 2004

Hyper-typer

A person that types meaningless or sensless babble while talking on Instant Messengers or while filling out profile information on one of the many profile creating sites. Usually this coexists with anime fans, and/or techno fanatics.

EEK! OMG! ^_^ I just got lots of glowsticks! This is like uber cool! AHH!!! My mom is coming /).(\ -hides- i.e. Hyper-typer

by Terry5226 March 12, 2006

all types of sick

a group of girls that go to camp louise in cascade maryland. they are the second session counselor assistants and became very sick through the one month period they stayed at camp.

hana left twice with two different kinds of sickness because she was the epitome of all types of sick

by iloveyougirlssomuch August 16, 2009

typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

typediment

1. A speech impediment for typers.
2. A syndrome that causes a person to consistently type the same word wrong.

Bill has a typediment that casues him to always type "teh" instead of "the." It really isn't because he fancies himself some sort of l33t h4x0r.

by CJF August 28, 2003