Trad

Internet obsessed subculture of young people disenchanted with the ills of the modern world. They are a bit like hippies—if the hippies decided that embracing old fashioned clothes, hobbies, political positions, gender roles, and so forth was the most effective way to rebel against the dehumanizing aspects of modern society. In reality, a lot of trad subculture is purely performative and contradictory—as might be expected of an anti-modern movement that exists mostly on… the internet.

Why are so many of my Twitter followers Trad? I'm going to post more about Polyamory to scare them off.

by Bork Bork Jahar August 3, 2022

Toad Head

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

by Eddmario August 4, 2022

Toadstool

A word used to describe that something is sh!t

Paper is toadstool.

by 👑K September 7, 2022

t-road

abbreviation for texas roadhouse. some people call it texas…only call it that if you’re an npc.

Yo Dan wanna hit up T-road the boys and I going?

by datboyrob September 22, 2022

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Toad Knuckled

When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.

“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”

by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022

toadjob

A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment

When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack

by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022